Chaos reigns within.

Reflect, repent, and reboot.

Order shall return.


Errors have occurred.

We won’t tell you where or why.

Lazy programmers.


The code was willing.

It considered your request,

but the chips were weak


Login incorrect.

Only perfect spellers may

enter this system.


Stay the patient course.

Of little worth is your ire.

The network is down.


To have no errors

would be life without meaning.

No struggle, no joy.


You step in the stream,

but the water has moved on.

This page is not here.


No keyboard present.

Hit F1 to continue.

Zen engineering?